What’s happening to me?

I’ve gone from rational to irrational, from pristine to vulvarine, from frigid to feral.

And I don’t know who or what to blame.

I thought I’d mature like a fine wine, so why am I becoming a very dry martini?

I knew climate change was bad, but how did it get into my bits and bobs? Does my body need a total fire ban?

Is it all the pressure? The cost of living? The cost of speaking? The cost of laser hair removal?

Being human comes at a huge price and that hurts, especially for a cheapskate like me.

If I don’t get answers soon, I’m going to start looking up mushroom recipes.

Join Effie for the world premiere of her new show ‘Frigid to Feral’ – as she untangles the mass of grey matter that is the physical summit of female evolution.

Presented by Banajig Pty Ltd